My Mailbox Burned Down

So on Saturday night I left my apartment to go hang out on the Upper East Side.  I left at like eight at night.  I got back at like 3:30 in the morning.  Apparently, while I was out, this happened

Yeah, my mailbox burned down.  The funny thing was I thought it was made of metal, which it apparently was not.  Luckily all my magazines came last week, and that’s the only real mail that matters.