I’m Outta Here Suckers

I’m having the best week ever?

Why?

Well because I only had to work two days this week. I’m taking thursday off and friday has been given to me by America’s founding fathers. Before I leave for my four day weekend (Awwwwwwwwwwwwesome) I will share with you my theory as to why The Fourth of July is one of the best holidays. The following is a list of things that are encouraged on the holiday:

  • Drinking
  • Barbeque
  • Overeating said barbeque
  • Getting Drunk and swimming
  • Bikinis
  • More drinking
  • more eating

and finally…

  • EXPLOSIONS!

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2 Responses to “I’m Outta Here Suckers”

  1. God Bless America!!

  2. Can I just say it sucks as a Scot that I don’t get the 4th of July as a holiday?? After all I don’t get the .. . shite what date is it . . . 30th November (??) off for St Andrews day. I should get the 4th July. Boo!!! 😦

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