Goodbye You Son Of A Bitch

It’s been great hating you for the last half decade or so.  Pointing out your shortcomings in the outfield, while holding my breath every time you came to bat an inevitably ruined my day.  Have fun in Los Angeles. Enjoy the National League.  They’re not used to sluggers, so you’ll tattoo it over there. Say hi to Torre for me.  Ooh, and don’t forget to tell Donnie Baseball whats up.

(FUCCCK YESSSSS)

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