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First Day Jitters

Posted in awesome, awesome news, awesome shot, awesomeness, free stuff, i have a lot of "awesome" categories, new job on December 1, 2008 by pgleason85

That’s right.  Yours truly had first day jitters.  I think that was mainly the ungodly amount of coffee I consumed during my first day today.  My old office had fucking terrible coffee, so naturally I would just spend my hard earned money at my local coffee cart every morning.  Not anymore! They have tons of coffee there, for free! It’s incredible.  It’ll save me 30 bucks a month.  As my dad put it (seriously) “that’s a lot of PBRs!”  So yeah, there’s that!

In all seriousness I was exhausted today.  I didn’t sleep well with the pre-first day jitters I had going, plus not moving all day doesn’t really tire you out enough to fall asleep (only slightly exaggerating…in my defense it was raining).  So the coffee was somewhat of a necessity.  But man, was today a loooong day.  Tons and tons of information was literally (figuratively) thrown at us.  Luckily there were five people, including myself, starting in my department today so I’m not going at it alone, which is really helpful.  But man was there a lot.  I mean, look at the binders we got:
 

And that’s just day one.  They barely fit in my bag!

While it was an overwhelming day I can already tell I’m going to enjoy working for this company a lot more than my last one.  They clearly care about they’re employees, which is an AWESOME change of pace for me.  They literally turned out the lights to save money on electricity at my last job.  Here, they give us so many free snacks they warn us about weight gain.  So yeah, I probably will do my blogging bit at night for the near future, and I’m not sure just how much I’ll do, but hopefully I’ll find time.  Our TV blew out so I’m probably going to be bored at home a lot.  (I go from watching tv all day to not watching any, thats a serious shock to the system).   

Welp, I gotta get some sleep to prepare for another day of WAAAAAY too much information for any normal human to process.  I just hope I don’t get any more binders.

Two Weeks Notice

Posted in amazing, awesome, awesome news, awesome shot, awesomeness, i have a lot of "awesome" categories on November 18, 2008 by pgleason85

So I did it this morning.  I gave my two weeks notice.  Its a done deal, and now comes the waiting game.  Its put me in a very weird spot.  I mean, I still have to do my job for the next two weeks.  The thing is, the only thing that was motivating me to do a halfway decent number of orders was fear of being laid off (much like my good friend at the end of last month, which is one of the things that motivated me to get the eff out)

But now, I don’t particularly care.  The only reason I am doing anything is so that I don’t force my co-workers to do more work than they should.  That would be unfair, but still.  I’m having a serious motivational issue.  Whatever, there are only seven business days left for me at my current company (thank you Thanksgiving) so forgive me for reusing this picture to express my feelings on the matter.

So yeah, that’s what I got going for me.  So my two short weeks might be some of the longest two weeks during my tenure here.  Go figure.

Also, probably going to have a guest blogger tomorrow, but i’ll make sure you can tell that right off the bat.

I’ve Been Waiting For This One

Posted in amazing, awesome, awesome news, awesomeness, i have a lot of "awesome" categories on November 17, 2008 by pgleason85

I’ve had this post planned for months.  I’ve been thinking about it, tinkering with it in my head.  Hell I’ve done everything short of dream about it.  Today, I can finally write it. I am leaving my job!  On my own terms! Because I found a better one!

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So yeah,  I have to go in a give my two weeks notice tomorrow, which is probably going to suck more than I realized.  After I do that I get ready to start me new job December 1st and I can’t freaking wait!  After over a year at a job I thought I would only be at for a few months I can’t even tell you what a relief this is.  So if I’m significantly less bitter for a little bit, you know why.  Now off to practice my “hey boss. Do you have a second to talk” lines.

Best…Thing…Ever

Posted in arrested development, awesome, videos on June 5, 2008 by pgleason85

Every Arrested Development Chicken Dance Ever

(sorry this wasn’t working for so long. my bad. fixed the video now tho!)

We Must All Pause And Thank Sue Simmons

Posted in awesome, fuck, sue simmons, videos on May 13, 2008 by pgleason85

My job requires me to watch a TON of NY local news, so I am very familiar with all the anchors. Up until last night this guy was my favorite (gotta love NY1). He has now been replaced by Sue Simmons.

“Why?” you ask.

Well why don’t we just check the tape from last night:

NBC took down the video

(via Gawker)

Update on the Best News Ever

Posted in awesome, funny, kind of sad, mitch hedberg, things i want on April 22, 2008 by pgleason85

So CCInsider linked to an article with some new information that new Mitch Hedberg album. I really can’t wait for this, even though it might be the saddest comedy album of all time. If its anything like Hedberg’s last albums it will be amazing. From the article:

Comedy Central Records head Jack Vaughn told Punchline Magazine today that the album will contain 40-45 minutes of previously unreleased material, most of which was collected from a Jan. 2005 show Hedberg did at the Improv in Ontario, CA.

FORTY WHOLE NEW MINUTES!! It is going to be hysterical. I remember while driving once while listening to Strategic Grill Locations and laughing so incredibly hard that I had to pull my car over on the side of the highway so I didn’t crash. Man, he really left this world way too early.

Mitch All Together (again)

Posted in awesome, awesome news, funny, videos with tags on April 10, 2008 by pgleason85

I just read this on CCInsider:

It’s been three years since we lost Mitch Hedberg, and the comedy world just hasn’t been the same. But soon there will be a little something to help fill that Mitch-shaped hole in your heart. A new Mitch Hedberg CD is in the works at Comedy Central Records.

That makes me absurdly happy.  I loved Mitch Hedberg and was genuinely upset when he died.  It’s a tad weird to have an album come out three years after his death, but it will still probably be hysterical.  And cause i feel the need to put a youtube clip on every single one of my posts apparently, here is a Mitch Hedberg clip from Dr. Katz: