Archive for the friday Category

I Read Comics All Day

Posted in drinking, friday, random on September 26, 2008 by pgleason85

During my morning blog check i saw a post on Midwesterner about this comic, Five Bucks Till Friday.  I literally read a years worth of that comic today.  So i figured I might as well pass along the link so, in case you wanted, you could read it too.

So it is finally Friday, which is nice. I’m going to try to get through this whole weekend without spending money in a bar.  I think I have tonight covered.  I have a friend coming over and a whole case of beer, Charlie and Mac style (anyone watch last night, hilarious) so even if i DO go out i probably won’t need to spend money because I’ll be quite a few deep. Money saving tactics at their best.  And tomorrow I have a buffet table full of party picks to keep me occupied.  Its going to be awesome.  Plus, working all day Saturday and Sunday there’s no urger to go to a sports bar at noon and drink the day away.

So yeah, thats it for the week.  I spent all week watchin television and reading comics!  Good times.



Posted in friday, fridays, tv on September 12, 2008 by pgleason85

WOO HOOO! Its finally here. I can finally wake up a little later to go to…my…other..job…daaammmmit.

Oh well, like I said, I don’t dislike it at all.  If I had my way i would do it for my career and and not have to deal with my current job situation.  But whatever, its how it goes. I can’t wait for the “I have a new job” post that will inevitably wind up on here, but today is not that day.  That will be a wonderous day.

So after 11 gillion promos I decided to check out hole in the wall.  It is exactly what it sounds like, people trying to fit through holes.  And it…is…AMMMAZING!  It is seriously one of the most hilarious shows i’ve ever seen (withought having to use my big ol’ brain). Its just that, over and over.  People just getting knocked into a pool by a fucking giant wall with an oddly shaped hole in it.  It’s either gonna last forever, or be cancelled after two days, depending on the cough syrup consumption of america.

I have a birthday to go to in the city tomorrow, and I kinda wanna crash on someones couch to make getting to work easier on sunday, but I avoid confrontation at all costs, so i don’t want to ask beforehand. Would it be bad if i just showed up to the party with a bag containing a clean shirt, deodorant and a toothbrush and just hope for the best?  This line of thinking could get me in trouble.

Hey, remember this? Fuck!

So yeah, its weekend time.  I’m crashing extraordinarily hard after eating pizza and I need to zone out and stare at the screen all while trying very hard not to pass out and fall out of my chair.  Should be a fun time!

Weekend! Woo Hoo!

Posted in beardface, friday, its always sunny in philadelphia, random, videos on July 25, 2008 by pgleason85

Its always great when you finally get your two days off at the end of the week. Of course, you need three days to actually turn your brain off from your job, but whatever, it’s still nice. I’m not really doing anything crazy this weekend (aside from licking the liberty bell). It should be a pretty good weekend. So I’ve given you enough clues, you guys all seem pretty smart. I’m sure you’ll be able to figure out my exact plans!

In an unrelated (or possibly related, who knows) note here’s a hilarious episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. (i freakin love hulu)

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ohhh yeah, and my extremely scientific poll. Currently Beehive leads Subway 3-2 in the “should i shave” poll. its looking more and more like he’ll be able to hold bragging rights for eternity over what to do with my facial hair situation (wow…this is way creepier than i initially suspected)

incidentally, if you think you have readers at your blog.  post a poll, it’ll put you in your place.


Posted in drinking, friday, i'm an idiot, i'm so cool i blog on my phone on June 13, 2008 by pgleason85

I didn’t wanna have the depressing tim russert post on top for the whole weekend.

i’m on the train home now, which is stupid. I always bring a bag to work even tho I don’t technically need one. I should just fill it with crackers I guess.

anyway, I now have to go all the way home just to drop off my bag and turn back right around. i’m an idiot.

should be a fun night tho. I actually made some plans. I actually made like four sets of plans in my last two hours of work, so now I have carte blanche.

I don’t like blogging on my phone because I can’t look up if I used that right. oh well.

happy friday! see you next week! drink up and be merry

Hey, Look What Day It Is

Posted in blink 182, drinking, friday, random on June 13, 2008 by pgleason85

Hey! It’s Friday again. Sweet.

I’ve been lazy uninspired this whole week, so I haven’t come up with something awesome and hilarious to write, but hey, i gave you the funniest joke in the world. That counts for something.

I actually have no plans on the horizon for tonight. That’s different, usually I’ve said yes to like 5 things to do at this point, so who knows what I’ll be doing. I’m considering purchasing some herbal entertainment enhancement and GTA IV. That could make for a pretty interesting weekend.

I think this idea has come from watching Weeds all week at work. It is a fucking great show, and makes me wish I had Showtime to watch the new season. Now, I know I have a tendency to jump on show bandwagons, but I honestly would have been watching this since season two had I had Showtime, so its not as bad as others.

I doubt I’ll follow through with that plan though. The allure of the mighty bar scene will drag me kicking and screaming back out once again. I’m sure I’ll wind up going somewhere and doing something and laughing and talking and forgetting most of it. So it’ll be like every other friday, and dammit, I am fine with that. Speaking of dammit, I’m still on my Blink 182 kick thats been going on since I turned 23, so watch the video!

It’s (almost) Time to PARTY

Posted in drinking, friday, my birthday, pabst blue ribbon, patton oswalt, pbr on May 30, 2008 by pgleason85

So tonight should be fun, seeing as it is my birthday and all. As I’ve mentioned, I decided I wanted to go to this bar soley because they have this game:

It should be fun. I wonder if I’m good at Skee-Ball drunk. I actually heard that this bar had this game back in like February, and thats when I decided I had to go there. I haven’t actually been yet, so i hope it doesn’t suck.

And screw Patton Oswalt, I’m celebrating this birthday dammit. Although this bit is hilarious:

It’s weird, I usually don’t get very birthday crazy either. Like, I don’t want people to sing to me at the office, or get anything special. I just like it when I go out with a large group of people, and I can swing that tonight, which is nice. Plus, I get to say at bars with things like PBR, which is a plus.

I would go off on a tirade about Sex And the City and what not, but I just plain don’t care. If it was any other weekend I don’t think this movie would show up on my radar. But whatever. If you’re out tonight, take a shot in my name!

(I just want everyone to read the wikipedia page for Skee-Ball, because it’s awesome)

bored on the train

Posted in drinking, friday, i'm so cool i blog on my phone, my birthday, random on May 28, 2008 by pgleason85

yeah. i’m on the metronorth home and i’m sorta bored. I finished my magazine, so now I have nothing to read (cept for all my new shiny comments, thanks!)

i’m going home to eat a sweet birthday dinner with the rents. my brothers bday is two days after mine, so its technically his too.

so I kinda can’t wait for friday at this point. I usually don’t make a big deal about these things. hell, its not even an important birthday. for whatever reason i’m super psyched for this one. I could be setting myself up for a huge dissapointment, but who knows. the bar i’m going to has skee-ball, and as someone that went down the jersey shore every summer for, essentially, his whole life, I fucking love that game. so even if no one shows up i’ll have something to occupy my time.

the last time a birthday was celebrated it was a rip roaring good time. hopefully the “apologies for what I did drunk” tag will be featured here next week. along with a wild and crazy tale of nyc drunken debauchery. or at the very least the high score in skee-ball