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A Fun Activity

Posted in hot chicks, random on April 23, 2008 by pgleason85

Now that spring is in the air its time for one of my favorite activities to do in New York.  If you do this properly you will gain insight into the human condition that only observations like these can grant you.

What you do is while walking down the street find a really hot girl.   Now adjust your pace so you are walking about eight to twelve feet behind her.  No, no, I do not do this as an excuse to stare at a girls ass while I walk.  I’m not that sad or desperate.  In fact, its quite the opposite.

What you do is while walking behind said hot chick, watch the subtle reactions of the guys that she walks past.  It is freakin hysterical how far some guys will strain to see a girls ass.  It’s incredible.  I mean, I didn’t know guys actually got that sad, and I’m a freakin straight guy.  I mean, every guy will do the little check.  But some guys will literally react as if a Victoria’s Secret model just walked by naked.  I’ve seen people practically fall over.  Think McLovin in Superbad, just instead of a high school kid who is (justifiably) desperate, picture a 35 year old executive.  I swear I think I saw a guy do permanent spinal damage one time.

For an added bonus, if the girl is hot enough, you’ll even see some girls check out her ass. Haven’t quite figured that one out tho. . .

And as always, a Flight of the Conchords video (although this one is almost relevant)

So I Got Rick Rolled

Posted in hot chicks, random, Rick Asley, song stuck in my head, videos on March 25, 2008 by pgleason85

And now I can’t get that song out of my head.  I’ll spare posting the Rick Roll link, but i will post the urban dictionary for those lucky souls who don’t know what a Rick Roll is.  Luckily the girlfriend gave me the perfect” get a song out of your head” song a while back when I had “You’re Love Is Taking Me Higher” stuck up there, so I’m gonna post the video.  It’s that one from the Apple Air commercial, or something like that.  Enjoy:

The Revised Friday Post

Posted in apologies for what i did drunk, drinking, hot chicks, i rule, i'm a nerd, lord of the rings on March 24, 2008 by pgleason85

So I gotta put this Friday rundown up at some point.  Might as well be now.

So we went to this bar to celebrate the girlfriend’s birthday last Friday night.  Despite the bar having Twilight Zone pinball instead of LOTR pinball (bastards) it was a pretty damn fun night.  At first the girlfriend and her friends were a bit weirded out by a bar that was supposed to look like Detroit (who knew).  Luckily, our good friend came to the rescue (psst: our good friends name is Jager).  So after many shots chased by many beers (chased by many shots, which were in turn chased by beers…you get the idea.)   So the night got a little crazy.

“How crazy?” you ask.

Well let me tell you.

In all the years i’ve known the girlfriend, she has never been the kind to go crazy and do things like

a) take off her pants in the bathroom of a bar, because she was wearing a shirt dress

b) make out with one of her female friends

She did both of those things.

Needless to say it was a crazy night.  And to be fair, she got a free t-shirt out of the make out thing (which she left at the bar).

The night ended with me having to act way less drunk then I was while holding back a certain someone’s hair.  And I was the kind of drunk where I “nap” on the rim of my beer bottle.  But I kept it together and all was well.  And, apparently I have a fantastic ass, but more on that later.  Well thats it for my story.  See you Next Friday.

That Was Fun

Posted in drinking, headaches, hot chicks, i'm a nerd, lord of the rings, march madness, NCAA on March 22, 2008 by pgleason85

Despite the fact that the pinball machine was not lord of the rings, but in fact was the twilight zone, I had a fairly great time at this place last night. I’ll get around to posting a full rundown for those of you who couldn’t make it. Good times were had by all, and i even saw two girls make out! WOOOO…COLLLEEE…erm…whatever. Happy Birthday’s to all parties who it applies to. (psst: the b-day girls were the one’s who made out).

In bracket related news, West Virginia might have saved me.

So Who Knows Who Audrina Is From The Hills

Posted in bad decisions, hot chicks, naked, the hills on March 19, 2008 by pgleason85

Cause now you know what she looks like naked.